FASHION IRONY. If you can pull it off, great. But if your Dukes of Hazzard jacket looks more geek than street, take our advice: memorise a few reputable names and stay ahead of the times, not behind them. Here are three: Tecniq, Seven (London), and Fred Bennett – the finest British designers on our books. This season, the men’s necklace is heavy on wood and silver, and ranges in style, from pendants to dog tags. If you want an enduring, contemporary classic, browse our mens chains – they were great ten years ago, and they’re even sleeker now. And leather? This decade it’s on your neck, not your back.

How do you feel? What are you thinking? WHERE IS OUR RELATIONSHIP GOING? Wipe the sweat from your eyes – we’re just toying with you. Homme Rock is not about decisions you have to live with the rest of your life. If you hate your new mens necklace, just send it back within 30 days for a no-questions-asked refund. Don’t give it to your lady – she’ll take it as a symbol of something incredibly meaningful. And we know you don’t want that.