Think of it as car shopping, without the shifty guy who pops out of the portaloo. Earrings for men are built to last – and perform. Look for design finesse and shapes that aren’t too cutting-edge: these are the classics of the future. This season’s earrings for men – by Kirsten Sander, Ti2 and Fred Bennett – are styled with steely titanium, zirconia and black diamonds. Contemporary materials including carbon fibre and black enamel are right on trend. Sophisticated geometry, durable build and exceptional materials distinguish the very best – how else would you tell a Maserati from an MX5? Step onto the forecourt, sir, and take a look...

Oh, that’s right. You’re not tight, you’re careful. But, unlike birthdays and builders, we believe that your wardrobe is no place to cut corners. Men’s earrings – of the calibre that makes people literally dribble with hatred – are not supposed to be cheap. Pleasingly, you’ll note that our earrings for men are always discounted from the RRP – and you’ll only pay £3.95 P&P (UK delivery), whatever the weight of your order. So click ORDER. You’re not just upgrading your wardrobe… you’re upgrading your life. And you can’t do that at Camden Market.