If the only thing on your wrist is a rubber strap, it’s time to get cuffed. (Or go back to the eighties from whence you came, my friend.) A heavyweight steel or a lusty leather cuff will psychologically and physically bolster your biceps. Which should you choose? Not all men’s bracelets are created equal. The designer names are all over leather, steel and wood this season. Try a sophisticated take on the surfer’s tag or a heavyweight identity chain. Layer one bracelet with another and get the cool convict look. You’re safe with any of our choices on this page. Oh and anything ‘handmade’ by the mrs? NOT COOL.

How do you feel? What are you thinking? WHERE IS OUR RELATIONSHIP GOING? Wipe the sweat from your eyes – we’re just toying with you. Homme Rock is not about decisions you have to live with the rest of your life. If you hate your bracelet, tough crap. No… we’re toying again. Just send it back within 30 days for a no-questions-asked refund. Don’t give it to your lady – she’ll take it as a symbol of something incredibly meaningful. And we know you don’t want that.